I'm not even going to apologise this time. Its been over a month. But, like an old friend you hardly ever speak to but whenever you meet up its exactly like it always was, I still love you. And I'm even going to forget about that tenner you owe me.
Its been a while, so here's a quick update on what's happened recently;
* Having been a ball boy at Ashton Gate, I have since played there as part of a press eleven against the Bristol City backroom staff. We lost 3-2, but I scored. Not bad seeing as I was being marked by two ex-professionals. Ex-professional footballers that is, not Lewis Collins and Martin Shaw (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Professionals_(TV_series).
* Work have informed me that they would very much like me to go to Glastonbury festival this year. I have informed them that I would very much like to do that too. Both parties are happy with the whole situation. So, I'm currently planning a two hour Glastonbury radio show, and have already interviewed a band called The Lancashire Hotpots. They're sort of a comedy group who sing about British culture, with songs like Sat Nav, Chav, and my personal favourite Shopmobility Scooter. Musical comedy is only good when its done well, and I think they just about manage it. Judge for yourself: http://www.myspace.com/thelancashirehotpots.
* Last weekend I went walking around the Brecon Beacons for a stag do. It wasn't the traditional stag affair of stupid outfits, nudity, shouting and being chained to blue midgets, and thank the lord for it. Instead it was a great weekend of walking, barbecueing, drinking and even a spot of culture, with great people, in fantastic weather. I have another stag do next weekend. In Bournemouth. There will be paintballing I'm told, but alas, no midgets.
* I'm still writing a speech for some wedding or other.
* I have booked time off in August to finally visit the Edinburgh Fringe. I've always wanted to go, and this will be the year. Can't wait.
* Tomorrow is my birthday. I will be 28. I am apathetic about the number, but excited by the prospect of seeing some good friends and basically getting free drinks all day (fingers crossed).
THERE HATTIE AND CLAIRE. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
3 comments:
"Where am I going to put Jean?"
Three words:
Collapsible ho perch.
I am averagely happy.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIM! Excellent choice of birthday month, by the way.
I am happy, but I waited this long to comment in order to demonstrate that we need MORE than this one token post to get back our full, back-to-how-it-was-before-you-abandoned-us love.
I think I can speak for Hattie here, too. We are hard task-masters, McSweeney, and don't you forget it.
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