Show me the money

I'm getting worried.

I still haven't had a reply to the last email I sent to Barrister David Smith. That was over three months ago. I'm hoping that its just because he's been busy sorting out all the paperwork or something. I don't like to bother a busy man, but three months is a long time. What if there really isn't any inheritance? No, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation;

Hi David,

Its been a while, how are you? I am still awaiting your reply to my last email. I understand that you are a busy man and everything is probably in hand, but I thought I'd get back in touch to see how it was going.

The thing is Dave, I could really do with the money. Its been a hard couple of months and I have some pretty hefty utility bills to pay - can you believe the price of gas these days? I'm also due a holiday, and was hoping to spend a week in Bognor Regis with the missus in the next couple of weeks. But Bognor ain't cheap either Dave. She's going to want to go out to a restaurant most nights. And get pudding. Or a starter, whichever she fancies really. But, either way it all adds up.

In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have let her budget for £18 million pounds until I got the money, but you try saying no to this, Dave;



With that in mind, I'd appreciate an update on my inheritance. Even if you can just bung me a couple of hundred for the weekend, that'll be a big help.

Cheers

Tim